Digest version of a possible first debate between Kerry and Bush:

Bush: War on terror

Kerry: Vietnam

Bush: Evil doers

Kerry: Band of Brothers

Bush: Grave and growing

Kerry: Imminent?

Bush: Let me step back a moment

Kerry: (sensing weakness) Mekong Delta

Bush: (regaining composure) Massachusetts Liberal

Kerry: I don't like to talk about it, but I'm a war hero.

Bush: Bring it On

Kerry: No, I have three words for you. Bring ... It ... On

Bush: Let's Roll

Kerry: I'm coming, you're going and...

Bush: I haven't heard you talk like that since our Skull and Bones initiation week.

Kerry: ... don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Bush: (pounding a fist) The Almighty, Faith-based, Mel Gibson, God Bless

Kerry: Ketchup fortune, good hair, tall, I can still drink

Bush: Fake Vietnam stories

Kerry: That was Bob Kerrey

Bush: Dukakis

Kerry: Ashcroft

Bush: Lobbyists

Kerry: Halliburton

Bush: Fonda

Kerry: AWOL

Bush: The South!

Kerry: Smart people

Bush: You're rich!

Kerry: You love the rich

Bush: Gay marriage, Sodomy, the L word, Carson Kressley

Kerry: Ralph Reed?

Bush: Shadows, caves, murderers

Kerry: Program related activities?

Bush: (with the classic accusatory smirk) ... Senator!

Kerry: (taken aback) ... (long pause) ... Flightsuit!

Bush: Military spending dove

Kerry: Flightsuit

Bush: Votes to cut funding for intelligence agencies

Kerry: Flightsuit

Bush: Bring it On

Kerry: Bring it On

(Taken from Electablog)