This was too good to let go:

President of Venezuela Calls G.W. Bush an "asshole."

Now that's what I call diplomacy.

Also:

Everyone hates the Patriot Act, even if it took them a while to catch on.

On an even lighter note:


Yes. It's a banana lunchbox.

AND

Funniest thing ever... for now

Just a note: due to the recent use of no less than 2 "adult" phrases on ODHAVBLOG, and the FCC post-superbowl-Janet-Jackson's-breast crackdown on "obscene" material, ODHAVBLOG is now officially rated PG-13. Don't bring the youngins anymore.

(For the slow ones, that was SARCASM. it's ok for children to see Ahnold and Van Damme in blood-soaked slaughters on every channel on the dial, but God forbid the world sees an unflattering millisecond-long glimpse of a womans (gasp) breast!)


Quit that nudie-loving anti-violence crap Odhav, you're starting to sound European...