Aren't you tired of those stupid democrats trying to drag President Bush into the Katrina disaster? Everyone knows it was the result of only failures by the local and state governments, since the federal government is divine and perfect. Oh wait. Bush just took responsibility for screwing up. I think this means he now has to give himself a medal, or force himself to resign a la George "Massive Intelligence Failure" Tenet, who received the Congressional Medal of Freedom, and Michael "You're doing a great job, Brownie." Brown, who was just forced to resign from his position as head of FEMA.

On a related note, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has also taken responsibility (video) for his part of the failures surrounding Katrina. This leaves only Governor Blanco, who is yet to apologize for anything. Ooh! Ooh! She's a Democrat! So what! They all screwed up, and they're all incompetent. This is because they are the damn government. They're all Republicrats, and they all do the same stupid crap.

Also, to my amazement, it seems that John Roberts, despite being nominated by the worst president in history, might actually have his stuff together. Check out this link of him actually answering questions directly. He even seems to know a little bit about the Constitution! (Although probably not enough.) Video here.