Welcome friends, family, and random cyber-stalkers. This is the 21st century, and everyone has a blogging site, and since I have so much more to say than everyone else put together, and since I know so much more than them about everything, I thought I should have a blogging site too. That's just how things work around here. My only question is if I have the constitution, the depth of faith (and the ego) needed to take this as far as it must go.
No doubt one must feel extremely self-important to dedicate any fair amount of time to ranting and whining in text, banking on the off chance that someone cares. Well here's some news for you...deal with it. Things are going to get mighty deep and mighty profound around here pretty soon, so you better hold on. This is the blog that will transcend all blogs. In my frantic, groping, lost search for meaning, you will accompany me through every dark corner. But first, I must put forth my reasons for giving birth to this monster of a blogging site that we call odhavblog.
Come August, I'm going off to college in the great city of New York, and I thought that my friends and family would enjoy hearing about my experiences. Not very likely, I know - but hey, it's a hobby. "Why not write e-mails to them?" you might ask. If you did ask that, you are stupid. E-mail is stupid. Do not ever suggest that again. Ever.
So, another faceless blog is born in a sea of blogs. Welcome to 2003. Blogs are the beanie babies of our day. And I am with it, I am hip, and so I have a blog.

blog (n.)
1. a pointless ranting by a self-important anonymous cyber-persona, usually resulting in the accelerated decay of countless brain cells belonging to the reader and blogger alike
2. the eighth deadly sin

Just to fill space, here's a list of 15 things that may or may not become recurring themes on ODHAVBLOG.

1. Short buses (if you don't already know, you don't want to know)
2. The Matrix
3. Physics
4. Philosophy
5. My love of elitist warmonger idiot George Bush and our bureaucratic monster of a ridiculous excuse for a government
6. E.P.R. Correlation and its repercussions in relation to the spacetime continuum
7. Other suffocatingly dry mathematical concepts that I find interesting due to my various social deficiencies
8. Living in New York City (starting in August)
9. Religion
10. Things that make me want to buy a gun and use it regularly for the good of humanity
11. The decay of western society (and its various causes)
12. People I hate
13. People I idolize
14. Benedict de Spinoza
15. Me, me, me (Matrix allusion for the slow ones in the crowd)
16. Almost forgot - India!

Enjoy and come back soon. There will be more, God willing.